Dino's

"A list of 'The Good, the Bad and the Ugly' on the internet..."

I'm Dino... "It's a wild, wild world out there on the internet... and somebody's got to tame it.  We're gonna show off those websites we like, and slam the ones we don't?  I have a rating system for websites, and the 'observations' I make are based on the famous hot paw system. Here it is!"

  FOUR PAWS UP! - This is an eliTe class... the Net-Gods willed this site into being, carefully given... 

  THREE PAWS UP! - Excellent!, we got paid well to rate it, fun, actually not a waste of time, no X rated banners, one of our creations...

  TWO PAWS UP - Had something free, BeachBrowser wanna-be, family member did it, still on the lower rung of the website evolutionary ladder...

ONE PAW UP - Confusing, brother-in-law did it, lacking any professional influence, no social redeeming value what-so-ever, made it to the web in- spite- of- itself...

LAME DOG - Cruel joke on public, brain dead, stinks, there's so many of them out there that we don't even waste the space to list 'em. Just type "sex, bimbo, pictures, Clinton, genitals, etc..." Hey, that's probably how you found us...

 

DINO'S FEATURED WEBSITES
"We Slam 'em, We Praise 'em, We Ignore them too!
"

 - Click Here for Weapons of Mass Destruction

 - Museum of Hoaxes - "Hoky" - Dino says - Four paws... "Curious of curiosities..."

- Q209354 - "high/low tech" - Dino says - Four paws... "A Technical support crews ultimate answer to newbies - classic... " NEW!

 - levitated core - "source" - Dino says - Four paws... "Another class act. You can even download the source code to create your own "core" creation... " NEW!

 - praystation - "digitally spiritual" - Dino says - Four paws... "Built by the Web Gods, an exploration in very creative minds... " NEW!

 - eugenemirman - "Tune Much!" - Dino says - Four paws... "Eugene the crooning child, or another reason to censor the net... "

 - Fat Lane Online - "Big!" - Dino says - Two paws... "Celebrities worst nightmare and a challenge to shallow vanity... "

 - Starbase - "Virtual Boredom" - Dino says - Two paws... "Virtual Reality on the web.  I have yet to find anything to interest me using this technology... "

 - Katgyrl - "Clean" - Dino says - Four paws... "Clean layout through simplicity. Part of a webring of talented gyrls..."

 - Moccu - "Impressive" - Dino says - Four paws... "Not only is the layout very creative, but there's an interactive reef, life forms to grow, and some high-tech games to play as well..."

 - Cazal Eyewear - "Eye candy" - Dino says - Three paws... "I'd never realized that eyeglasses were more of an art than an visual aid..."

 - memento - "Awesome" - Dino says - Four paws... "Great movie, great site to go along with it... "

 - Blue Cheese - "Ehh..." - Dino says - Two paws... "Looks good, but there's not much content offered... "

 - Lord of the Rings - "Incredible" - Dino says - Four paws... "Beautiful design, lots of information... hope the upcoming film is as good as the site..."

 - Naco.Net - "Looks good" - Dino says - Three paws... "Another French site... Can't read a word of it, but the way it's designed is awesome..."

 - This Page Cannot be Displayed - "Hilarious!" - Dino says - Four paws... "This will have you rolling... who knew the Internet still turned out pages this funny?..."

 - No Guts, No Galaxy - "No dice" Dino says - Two paws... "A futuristic mini-movie... at least three minutes of entertainment..."

  - Tintin.com - "Magnifique!" Dino says - Three paws... "Site for Tintin's adventures... I don't know much French, but the design is definitely worth taking a look at..."

  - Fight - "Amusing" Dino says - Three paws... "Watch fight sequences performed with skill you never thought a stick figure could have..."

- HELL - "chaos" - Dino says - Four paws... They're back and just as mean, beautiful and mysterious as ever (click on red cloud and type ::: ). You even can get your own email address in HELL...

 - Dads Against the Divorce Industry - "Telling" - Dino says - Four paws... This site tells it from the other side of the coin; often times telling about getting it in the "tail end" ...

 - Shrek - "Big, Green & Ugly" - Dino says - Four paws... "This site is a model example of a well designed, interactive entertainment website - we liked it because it's not too much, and not too little..."

 - CubicEye - "Box Vision" Dino says - Three paws... "This is a great idea for information junkies, view five webpages at once..."

 - AdCritic - "Funny!!!!" - Dino says - Four paws... "This site is the funniest site, a review of the Art of Advertising - recommended, best with broadband..."

 - 010101 - "Binary Art" Dino says - Four paws... "Cool! ..."

 - Alternative Hollywood - "Crooked Teeth" Dino says - Four paws... "Here's to all the big nose actors in the world - we love it! ..."

 - BattleBots - "Real Life Terminators"

 - NorthPole.org - "Gracious Elves"

 - EasterEggs! - "Hidden Fun" Dino says - Three paws... "Many programmers hide games, credits and other cool jewels in our favorite software; this site is dedicated to showing you where they are! ..." 

 - VolumeOne - "Flash Commerce"

 - MOVIE GOOFS! - "Ooops" Dino says - Four paws... "This is a fun site that will actually keep you there longer then a Flash animation..."

 - ADFlip - "POP AD" Dino says - Four paws... "Retro advertising at its best..."

 - MONOcrafts - "Cool" Dino says - Four paws... "Another Flash design..."

"Live long & may you get a four hot-paws rating..." - Dino

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